Uwe Boll PS

The biggest criticism against Uwe Boll... okay, let's be honest, ONE of the biggest criticisms, is that he completely misses the point of the video games he's making movies out of. However, his latest movie, Postal, has the following movie summary on imdb.com:

The story begins with a regular Joe who tries desperately to seek employment, but embarks on a violent rampage when he teams up with cult leader Uncle Dave. Their first act is to heist an amusement park, only to learn that the Taliban are planning the same heist as well. Chaos ensues, and now the Postal Dude must not only take on terrorists but political figures as well.

Uwe Boll, I tip my hat to you, sir. Having played the festering, maggot-ridden corpse of modern video game decay that is Postal and, more appropriate to the film, Postal II, I feel I am in a position to tell you that you, sir, have perfectly captured the essence of that game. Your movie sounds every bit as awful as the game.