So I saw this ad at the bottom of a story by Cracked.com and I got a chuckle out of it, partially because it was on a story about people being obnoxious. The cheerful, clean-cut, good-looking young people embracing, the logo cut off by its own picture, and the general optimism of a dating site gave me a good giggle. Plus there's that motto, "Find God's Match for You", which they're proud enough of to trademark. As though God has a match for me, and this site is the way an all-powerful divine being is going to make that match known to me.
But then I had a weird idea. Dating sites usually (not that I'd know) have a drop-down menu that allows me to search for various combinations of sexes. For instance, there's usually the option of male/female searching for male/female/both. Some of the sites even have transgendered or "other" options. So I got curious: what would the sexuality options be like on this squeaky-clean Christian site? So I just had to click the link.
Yep. I reckon.
The Charming Mr. Wheaton
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My Dearest Gentle Readers,
It is with the greatest pleasure that I am able to inform you that on this
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16 years ago
You should start your own dating website. I can see the ad for it now:
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Find Cthulhus match for you!tm
Mad & Single?
Ready for Insanity?
You don't have to fhtagn alone any more!
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ReplyDeleteFor some reason I'm reminded of this classic article.
Doomfinger
Cultist seeking ancient blasphemous deity for very short but highly committed relationship. Blood type A-. Fit, eats well, exercises. Nutritious.
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