Imaginary Conversation With The Loud Table Near Where I Was Eating Today At The Hub

I think it would be cool if we named all of our pets after Lord of the Rings characters. You know, things like Samwise Gamgee and Legolas. Yeah, Aragorn would be a really good name for a dog.
Maybe if you want your dog to kill you, then quest for the One Ring.

You know what's awesome, dude? You don't even like that girl. You hate her, but you really like cuddling with her.
Damn it feels good to be a gangster.

So he said agriculture is the single greatest achievement in human history. But that can't be true, since the advent of agriculture made it possible for populations to become sedentary, which in turn led to things like the growth of cities, pollution, and the overconsumption of natural resources.
You're right. It's so much better to just huddle around fires and hope the cave bears don't get us.

Yeah. Technology is the downfall of humanity as we know it. (as she flips open her cell phone and starts sending a text message)
I guess it was just a big mistake to climb down from the trees, huh, dumbass.



Heh. I especially love the "as we know it" part. Genius.